Remember during the season finale of Lost Hurley was writing his own version of Empire Strikes Back with some “enhancements”? Well, it seems like LostTVFans.com got a hold of what he was writing. Kind of amusing. Read on.

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EXTERIOR HOTH — DAY
A little spy robot thingy zips through the atmosphere and crashes into the snowy planet below. That’s when Chewbacca shows up and blasts it away with his crossbow laser. He shakes his fury fist in the sky in triumph.

CHEWBACCA: “Raaaaawwwwr.”

A bundled up dude is mounted on a large white lama-like creature that kinda looks like a kangaroo with horns. He pulls off his snow googles to get a better look at Chewie examining some small wreckage.

LUKE: “Echo 4 to Echo 8…. Dude. Han. Do you read me?”

HAN: “Loud and clear, sunshine. What’s up my man?”

LUKE: “No readings out here, except whatever Chewy just blew up.”

HAN: “Whatever it was, it shouldn’t mess with a wookie.”

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EXTERIOR: DAGOBAH — YODA’S BACK YARD

Luke is doing a handstand with the Force and like lifting up these rocks and boxes and R2 with his mind.

YODA: Concentrate…feel the Force flow. Through the Force, crazy shit you will see.

Luke sees some bad stuff and totally freaks out.

LUKE: Dude! No way!

R2 and the rocks and the boxes crash to the ground and Luke totally biffs his handstand.

YODA: Again you screw up. Control you must learn.

LUKE: I saw…I saw an island in the clouds.

YODA: Mmm. Friends you have there.

LUKE: They were all messed up and like, in jail.

YODA: It is the island you see.

LUKE: Dude, are they dead?

YODA: Difficult to see. Always in motion is the island.

LUKE: I’ve got to get back to the island!

YODA: Nuts, are you? If you leave now, ass-kicking you will receive. Lose your hand you will. And suffer through Ewoks we all will. Relax. Hugo Calrissian and Chewy got this.

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